December 24, 2004

Merry Chistmas! This is Chis "Santa Claus" Pringle. I mean Cringgle, Darnit.
Auch. ****. Yesterday, I gone to a Birthday party of mine before I continued doing my work. Over there, I got boozed up and elves started spraying shaving cream in my face and then landed in a bowl of confetti. Darn ****. Atfter my 78th confetti/shaving cream spray, I thought to meself, Should I take a shower.....?.....NAA-AA-AAH! I think that was a very bad decision, though actually though actually tough; in the sence that I won't be able to take a shower today. Dag-********-Nammit. So here I am; haven't showered yet because the shower is not functioning on ******* friday.
You may wonder why I am I not using my own blog for this. I am not using my own account because I don't have one. So, I typed in a random SN at the login and then typed in a random password. So here I am. No I didn't get permission from the guy who calls himself on his SN, "frostey23". I thought I could get away with it.
Anyways, I found this Chistmas Movie made by maybe a very naughty boy. I knew I'd be a bad idea to wait and wait for the movie to load. Freaking ****.
OK, Merry Christmas, Kwanza, 4 Kings, Chanukka, Boxing Day, and a Happy Year! Ho, ho, ho....auch.
Yours, Santa

Oh, no; Winter!

Hello, again. Jack is here with me, playing poker.
I didn't get to update last week. I was like, totally gettin' freaks. Whatever that means.
On the 9th of this December, I actually saw two post mail trucks driving in pairs.Yeterday, my knee was shreaded while I was riding on an electric wheel chair on my way to Daniel's christmas party.
You know what? I looked in the mirror once, and I looked like Eric Idle with that hair gel I had on. Funny, Diane also looked like Eric Idle; and Matt has a smile just like his; and Jack has a hair that looks just like John Cleese's hair! Wow, does everyone in my town look like a Monty Python member in at least one way!? Wierd.
I looked in the newspaper one day, and I found out that Bank of America has been giving back 300+ jobs that Bush has taken away. Thanks, BOA!
Alright, see you.
-Eben "Frostey"

Quotes of the time:

"People have been leaving my country; I'm overestimated!"-

George W. Bush

"That's what Chirstmas is all about: fake, fake, fake!"-

My Mother